I just saw this and I loved it and my mom is sitting on my dad’s couch eating ice cream which is only kind of weird since they are not married anymore?
my tumblr crushes are a lot of people who’ve had sex with each other.
and then some other people.
You’re my hero.
This is basically how I spent my last 30 minutes on wall street (everyone was worried about mace). I ran into the subway when I saw them bring a bus and obviously prepare for a mass arrest.
I’m kind of a chicken, but thank you.
Answer: get syringe/baster and inject mikes hard into marshmellows. try not to explode from awesomeness.
Diabetes fairy stopped by?
Don’t ever question it.
I like all of these answers.
I finally had my hair cut by a real person after 2 years last week. I am underwhelmed.
I think that I am going to go to Bumble and Bumble, shell out $100 and not get my hair cut for a few years.
I made the mistake of putting my hair in a pony tail and chopping it off at 5 am a few months ago and it’s still kind of wretched looking.
I also really enjoy Bumble and Bumble’s cafe/waiting area.