takesamuscle replied to your photo: Officially going to Espana for my 22…

Babe.

thanks boooo

takesamuscle asked: Stalked your flikr sorry. Your mother is hot, in an immensely beautiful way. Good genes, beauty queens. That rhymed! Je suis poetique!

I just saw this and I loved it and my mom is sitting on my dad’s couch eating ice cream which is only kind of weird since they are not married anymore?

Tumblr Crushes:

• comelycreatures
• noirblue
• ohrly
• modernism
• bohemeextreme
• catsonmyshoulders
• takesamuscle
• theautologicalmetaphor
• suicidewatch

my tumblr crushes are a lot of people who’ve had sex with each other.

and then some other people.

takesamuscle replied to your post: Almost got arrested and maced tonight. Left when…

You’re my hero.

This is basically how I spent my last 30 minutes on wall street (everyone was worried about mace). I ran into the subway when I saw them bring a bus and obviously prepare for a mass arrest.

I’m kind of a chicken, but thank you.

amalelion answered your question: There are marshmallows and a plastic bag with mike’s hard lemonade on my kitchen table.

Answer: get syringe/baster and inject mikes hard into marshmellows. try not to explode from awesomeness.

 northamericanscum answered your question: There are marshmallows and a plastic bag with mike’s hard lemonade on my kitchen table.

Diabetes fairy stopped by?

 takesamuscle answered your question: There are marshmallows and a plastic bag with mike’s hard lemonade on my kitchen table.

Don’t ever question it.

I like all of these answers.

takesamuscle replied to your post: Things That Will Happen Soon

I finally had my hair cut by a real person after 2 years last week. I am underwhelmed.

I think that I am going to go to Bumble and Bumble, shell out $100 and not get my hair cut for a few years.

I made the mistake of putting my hair in a pony tail and chopping it off at 5 am a few months ago and it’s still kind of wretched looking.

I also really enjoy Bumble and Bumble’s cafe/waiting area.