pauliequixotic asked: Well what we all want to know is how your vagina is doing these days? I mean will all that action you must have a uti by now. . . #thingsyourparentswillneveraskyou.

Fun fact! I’ve only had a UTI once in my entire life because my vagina is a magical kingdom. 

And when I did have a UTI I thought that my vagina was going to fall out because OH MY GOD THAT IS THE WORST WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS IN NONE OF MY AMERICAN GIRL BOOKS ABOUT WOMANHOOD. 

But yeah my vag is still awesome.