May 2011
“You live like this, sheltered, in a delicate world, and you believe you are...”
– Anaïs Nin (The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 1)
May 31st
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Kyle just took my phone and tumblr-ed as me. Vagitarians.
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A guy tried to sex me in a bar near work tonight. I told him, “No thanks, I’m a vegetArian.” So I just h j-d my roommAte when I got home.
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Follow The Revolution that won't be televised! →
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 northamericanscum replied to your post:Dearest Leithal, first question: Tumblring is hard. second question: what advantage does tumblr have over any other social networking? third: how do I do it? por ejemplo, I’d like to comment on men propositioning you on okcupid. fourth: what shade of lipstick is that? and fifth: what is your favorite colour? Love, Me jesus christ. there is william shatner’s...
May 30th
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Gordy Just Found Out Who Killed Laura Palmer
Gordy: I'm sleeping with my light on and my door open and my kitchen light on.
Leith: Bob
Gordy: Yep
Leith: You understand my fear of everything now
May 29th
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validationisanunderstatement replied to your photo: You have Bright Eyes’ lyrics in your profile.  …why you two are such a great match. Luke’s Lobster will cater the wedding.
May 29th
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validationisanunderstatement replied to your photo: Today is the dumbest day ever. I don’t want to… …the lipstick, then? You replied! You are a genius.
May 28th
validationisanunderstatement asked: Dearest Leithal,

first question: Tumblring is hard.
second question: what advantage does tumblr have over any other social networking?
third: how do I do it? por ejemplo, I'd like to comment on men propositioning you on okcupid.
fourth: what shade of lipstick is that? and
fifth: what is your favorite colour?

Love,
Me
May 28th
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faganchelsea replied to your photo: You wrote full paragraphs and are trying not to… Hey look girl, I’m not just trying to fuck you. Not JUST trying to fuck you. This could be a FWB situation—how could you lose?! Side note—I want to see the self-proclaimed tech geek who has the balls to tell you he’s just trying to fuck. His is not cute. I was a little upset. I’m going to date...
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swamiswampy replied to your post: swamiswampy replied to your photo: I REALLY DO… Oh man, dragsville you. What about that Lucerne dairy products, they actually have some good dairy products that are not in fact dairy non-dairy is for pussies.  But actually, my relationship with dairy products is horrible and masochistic and I think all of my self-loathing is expressed through the amount of...
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swamiswampy replied to your photo: I REALLY DO HATE BROOKLYN. I fucking love me some peanut butter ice cream Please stop everyone is talking about ice cream and I can not eat it with out hating myself/experiencing the worst stomach pains in the entire world. I used to work in an ice cream shop it was torture. 
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There was a hair in my burrito
so I threw up in Gordy’s toilet and I’m stuck here because I don’t feel like taking the motherfucking shuttle bus or walking 40 minutes in WAREHOUSE CITY and sometimes I really, really hate Brooklyn.
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“Everyone’s sex life is funny except your own. Every person’s is, and yours never...”
– John Waters on the essential absurdity of sex (via nprfreshair)
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skirts and tights: PROTEST THE ACQUITTAL OF TWO... →
thepermanentwave: heidivanderlee: When: Friday May 27, 5-7pm Where: In front of the Manhattan Criminal Court building at 100 Centre Street. How: Public Transportation Directions: Take the No. 4 or 5 train to the Brooklyn Bridge Station; the C, N, R, 6 train to Canal Street; the 1 train to Franklin Street. Take the 1, 6… We’ll be there! I wish that I could be there.
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“There’s this cultural image of what it means to be female, and good in bed. The...”
– The Myth of the Sex-Crazy Nympho Dream Girl. (via antidotalevidence)
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I used to volunteer at Hospice and clearly my...
Leith: GORDY IS DYING not really. But this feels like when I spent the weekend with my 93 year old alcoholic/bed ridden grandmother
Grace: He called me earlier exclusively to count down the minutes until you got off work and gave him a massage. Really, exclusively. I could not derail him at all for like 30 minutes.
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“I don’t know about other people, but when I wake up in the morning and put my...”
– Charles Bukowski (via luuisluuis)
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